FARK FRIDAY
A little humor for your weekend courtesy of www.fark.com!
"Dear Miss Manners: Is it rude to go ahead and put my boat in the water if the local church group doing a baptism at the end of the boat ramp is taking too damn long?"
Bike store owner finds novel way to get cheap inventory - steal bikes from across the street
Family of four weighs 900 pounds, amusement park ride holds 700 pounds. Check the tag, do the math, show your work
It bothers some to see vultures perched outside their hospital windows. "I've had patients tell me, 'Doc, it's not very reassuring.' "
Remember when NC had to recall 100's of "WTF" plates? Well, Arkansas just upped the ante
Obama addresses an estimated crowd of 200,000 people in Berlin, 185,000 of whom were just there for a concert by the Decemberists
Ben Stein on Obama's convention speech: "Seventy-five-thousand people at an outdoor sports palace, well, that's something the Fuehrer would have done"
A former consultant for Anheuser-Busch in St. Louis accused of stealing from the company. His punishment is expected to be watered down and tasteless
Upset that inflation is ruining his name brand, 50 Cent sues 79 Cent, 89 Cent and 99 Cent
Interview with National Enquirer editor about catching John Edwards in an affair. Note: They had seven reporters at the hotel and there were at least 10 witnesses to Edwards trying to hide...There goes the VEEP Nomination!
Five-year old boy slips out of day care, heads over to Hooters
Global warming strikes again as Anchorage, Alaska has coldest summer on record
Mysterious noise haunts Wisconsin couple. No one notices the cans of missing refried beans
Man uses an AK-47 to clear a traffic jam, a father, and two kids. Was an illegal immigrant protected by San Francisco's sanctuary laws. This did not and will continue to not end well
Prison inmate introduces himself as Jesus Christ to see whether he can get along with cellmate. One ruptured spleen later, it appears doubtful
