This Week's Fark's Friday
Well it's another Friday and time for some humor in the news. WWW.Fark.com takes actual news stories and re-writes the headlines so we can understand the entire story from the headline! Plus the dtories chosen are always.... Say we say amusing....
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Unemployed? Blind? Why not apply for the job in Braille. What's the job...Air traffic controller |
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Casualties of a struggling enonomy: education, public programs, strippers, road construction... wait, what? |
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Woman tells husband her 40th birthday gift to him would be to have sex with him every day for a year. "To my horror, he declined the whole thing" (pic) |
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Further proof that car thieves aren't that bright, the 1995 Honda Civic tops the list of cars most stolen. Again |
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In a 5-2 decision, Wisconsin outlaws sex with the dead. In other news, two judges voted to keep our laws off dead bodies |
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What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Unless you're naked and you steal some beer... and a bus full of old people |
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Now that they've banned smoking in bars, politicians in Iowa worry about crowds of smokers gathering on sidewalks |
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Minister poses as tramp to see how many of his congregation practise what they preach. Results: "None of them spoke to me, apart from a few who told me off and told me to get away from their cars, which they kept checking" |
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The U.S. Army adds religious sensitivity training into its curriculum. Just kidding, they provide full-time bodyguards to atheists so fellow soldiers don't kill them |
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Guy calls police to complain that he was robbed of money he just stole from 7-11 |
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"Uh, captain, the crew's reporting an excessive amount of land around our ship. I know you were wondering why we haven't moved for two hours. Just thought you should know... sir." (With pic for your FAIL collection) |
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World's smallest state becomes non-smoking just to prove that tiny countries can stamp on individual rights and freedoms as effectively as large ones |
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Crude oil prices drop $9/barrel in two days, so the price at the pump should start dropping any day now. Right? |
