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ONCE AGAIN.... FARK FRIDAY! Four out of five British men sexually harassed at work and most employers admit they don't take it seriously. Before you mock them, remember what most British women look like |
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Rapist tries to force woman to perform oral sex, victim takes bite out of crime...Get the point???? |
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Remember when you were told not to make fun of nerds in high school because one day they would make more money than you? Here comes the science |
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Watched YouTube lately? Or ever? Viacom will soon know your user ID, every video you've seen, exactly when you saw it, and your IP address at the time. Happy 4th of July, freedom lovers |
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Porn sites credit economic 'stimulus' checks for rise in membership |
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President Bush and advisors (*wink*) give Israel (*nudge*) a stern warning to NOT (*nod*) bomb Iran |
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Engineer gets 110 mpg out of '87 Mustang. Next week's headline: Engineer found dead with 3 self-inflicted gunshot wounds to the head |
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News: City of San Francisco paying for flights back to Honduras for convicted crack dealers so the dealers won't be deported. Fark: So they can come back carte blanche |
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Out-of-state crews blamed for putting up signs in South Carolina advising tourists looking for a fun time to go to another state |
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About 90 percent of people can carry the tune. The other ten percent go on to have huge record deals |
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Despite 90+ degree heat, thousands turn out for joint Obama-Clinton Campaign rally in Unity, NH. Through a spokesman, God apologized for the unseasonable heat, saying it was necessary to keep hell from freezing over |
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Hot teacher sues for being canned after appearing in bikini on Howard Stern Show. With bikini shot goodness |
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After a six years, a family's Baby Jesus mysteriously returns. Which is great news for the family's 10-year-old who was forced to be His replacement. "It was hard to convince him to lie out there in the freezing cold" |
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One third of Americans want more math taught in schools. That's like, 50% |
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Muslims consider dogs unclean, so British transport police may not be able to use sniffer dogs near them. In related news, Muslim drug mule help-wanted ads increase |
