FARK FRIDAY!
FARK FRIDAY!Man celebrates birthday in best way possible: drunk, swimming naked in river, screaming at himself, spitting on police boat, and then claiming he's Jesus Christ. Judge: "Get a cape next time"Hard-hitting CNN report on bad reasons to have sex includes "Losing Weight"
Proving that violence is an inherited trait, O.J. Simpson is attacked by his own daughter
Note to petty robbers: Next time you rob your local gas station, make sure you are not recognized as a regular, don't fill out a Western Union order before the robbery and above all, make sure they do not have your photo ID on file
Germany's "Naked Hiker" allowed to serve his sentence nude because prison clothes depress him, inconvinience his cellmate
Wife becomes the first woman in Kentucky charged with bigamy (w/ picture that will make you want to become monogamous or even celibate)
Big-busted woman wearing a large underwire bra sets off the airport metal detector. Discovers the real boobs are in the TSA. "You can't treat me as a criminal for wearing a bra."
Actual small-town newspaper headline: "Michael C. Howard is not dead"
This just in: you can't trade hogs for sex in KY any more
Forty-year-old man flashed and fondled by one teenage girl while another picks his pocket. Man says that he is shocked at their boldness, will definitely stop going to this bar as soon as he runs out of wallets... Idiot even poses for photo!
Man arrested for throwing a large stone repeatedly at the glass doors and windows of the Sheriff's Office to see if they were bulletproof
Researchers find that the risk of cancer, being alive, decreases after age 80
Russian beauties welcome nation's sailors home from Georgia after ... OH MY GOD. No wonder these guys are always leaving Russia to invade other countries (pics)
Zoo doesn't understand why the people living next to them can't appreciate the sounds of early morning monkey sex. "It is a beautiful and melodic symphony."
Bad: bank calls to report suspicious activity on your credit card. Worse: someone is in a hotel room rented with your card right now. Fark: It's your girlfriend with another guy
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