Fark Friday

weekend humor

Another Friday... Time For FARK FRIDAY

Teacher at Christian school teaches 14-year old exactly how Adam and Eve had Cain and Abel. "Do not hit" pic included

Old and busted: scrap thieves stealing drain covers and sewer grates. New hotness: scrap thieves stealing cemetery urns and mausoleum gates

This is why it's so difficult to find a nymphomaniac who doesn't make your life hell

If you're going to grow marijuana, at least don't grow it on your driveway in plain view

Today's Jesus in a piece of wood comes with a twist. Flip the wood upside down and Jesus turns into the devil

Article asks, "If you had $147,000 to spend on scientific research, would you rather try to find a cure for cancer or see whether women get sexually aroused while watching pornography?"

Bigfoot hoax could cost police officer his job--presumably because anyone that bad at falsifying evidence wouldn't make a good policeman

If you're a highly visible TV reporter, maybe you shouldn't be including your photo when soliciting dudes for threesomes on Craigslist

U.S comsumers consume less gasoline. Refiners respond by cutting production of gasoline. Wall Street considers it a shortage in supply, and raises crude oil prices

City says its speeding tickets should be upheld because its speed limit signs are only a little bit illegal

US healthcare getting much better....this guy was only ignored for 22 hours before he died

Woman sues AARP for age descrimination

Father of the year candidate leaves his dead son outside hospital after giving him a fatal dose of pills which they obtained by robbing a pharmacy together the night before. Well, at least he was around and spent time with him?

Baby whale thinks luxury yacht is its mother. Everything was going just fine until the little bastard tried to breast feed

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