Humor
It's Friday: Time for FARK FRIDAY!
Each Friday, we bring you a little humor for the weekend from www.fark.com....
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The ACLU is threatening to file suit against the U.S. Naval Academy over the school's daily lunchtime prayer. Hate to break it to ya, but as long as there is Navy food, there will be mealtime prayers |
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Hugh Hefner has back problems from too much rustling around with hot girls in bed. We're gonna need a tinier violin for this one |
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If you are in the Witness Protection Program, it might not be a good idea to air your grievances about the program by giving an interview to the paper and allowing them to publish your picture |
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Supreme Court rules that if your girlfriend is scheduled to testify against you in a domestic violence case, it is permissible under some circumstances to "Kill the biatch." |
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2008 Headline: High gas prices drive up motorcycle sales. 2009 Headline: Motorcycle related fatalities at all-time high
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Yellow journalism has been replaced by "yellow science." Global warming sells papers and makes the grant money flow |
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Referring to the town's abandoned power plant as the "Gates of Hell" isn't the best way to attract developers |
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Ever wonder what became of that penis slashing psycho hosebeast Lorenna Bobbit? Neither did I but CBS has trotted her out for a sweeps month interview anyways |
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Hardee's founder outlives most Hardee's customers |
